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/var/log/stephen

cat /var/log/stephen >/dev/eyes


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stephenw32768
I finally realized what all the security cameras all over the place in the UK are for.

They're Santa's.

He uses them to constantly monitor people, so his naughty and nice lists are updated in real time.

Forget governments; forget terrorists. Father Christmas is the real threat to our privacy.